Since you have a flair for posting crap up about others this one's for you buddy:
http://www.youtube.com/user/messymedic
Didn't your momma teach you not to leave your toys lying around the house? Did your mom have an affinity for KFC by chance? You just got have an uncanny resemblance to the Colonel.
Oh, and don't ever tell me absolute zero and perverted justice aren't connected. Nobody's buying that crap! Besides, you werekind enough to post it up on your Spew-Tube account.
Don't hate the playa hate the game!